The party thief decides to go out for a night of robbing houses.

Lawful Good says: “I can’t let you do that, it’s wrong.

Lawful Neutral says: “Don’t do that it’s wrong.”

Lawful Evil says: “I have a map set up of the best places for you to attack.”

Neutral Good says: “You shouldn’t do that.”

True Neutral says: “Do it if you must.”

Neutral Evil says: “Have fun, don’t get caught, bring me back something.”

Chaotic Good says: “Please don’t do it. What if you get caught or steal from someone who needs it?”

Chaotic Neutral says: “Be careful, if you get caught it will be a pain to get you out.”

Chaotic Evil says: “Why rob when mugging is more effective?”

Lawful Stupid says: “I’m turning you in just for thinking about it.”

Chaotic Stupid says: “Torch the town and take whatever remains.”